by fuck me baby November 05, 2004
The school of choice for self described experts who make ridiculous claims and attempt to back them up with "evidence" gleaned from google searches. Signs attendance include links to various fringe websites, blogs, and media outlets well known for twisting facts to suit the position of the writer(s). Other signs include lack of credible evidence (or inclusion of anecdotal evidence) , the writer/blogger thinking they understand science better than scientists, and talk of government conspiracies.
"Other than the provided bullshit from google searches links, the best evidence available is the anecdotal evidence provided by interviews with blank, blank, and blank. The government, doctors, scientists, corporations don't want you to know this because it will cost them money, power, legitimacy. I have A degree from Google University many years of experience in dealing with this issue. Tell your friends, this conspiracy to hide the truth must stop!"
by Pizza113 April 05, 2014
someone chooses a rabbit, next chooses a fox cause fox beats rabbit, next chooses gun because gun shoots fox......etc. thus its a google war
by velcrow38/h0ly smokes December 12, 2006
A commonly held belief that after Google purchased Youtube, the site was corrupted in negative ways by the multi-billion dollar company. Most notably, Google's attempt to integrate Google+ (The companies inhouse social networking site) has and is causing public outcry.
"Can you believe that Google is making everyone with a Youtube account use Google+?"
"What's Google+?"
"God damn, google ruined youtube"
"What's Google+?"
"God damn, google ruined youtube"
by Deltasword November 12, 2013
Apparently Google employ way to many people who have nothing meaningful to do
So all they do is change things that already work
I remember thing like the google homepage and chrome, getting incrementally better, buggy interfaces improved, etc.
Now new updates just ruin all the improvements made
it's like some inefficient government run nonsense, ruined by lots of pointless committees, meetings, that have to be seen to be doing something, and in the end, just changing thing that already work.
So all they do is change things that already work
I remember thing like the google homepage and chrome, getting incrementally better, buggy interfaces improved, etc.
Now new updates just ruin all the improvements made
it's like some inefficient government run nonsense, ruined by lots of pointless committees, meetings, that have to be seen to be doing something, and in the end, just changing thing that already work.
Open comment board. Now, restricted comment board with accounts with real names, with lots of ways for people to block each other's comments, and report others like little babies! Google killed YouTube the day they bought it!
by BleachedPlasticJackscum November 07, 2013
When you spend like years on Google googling usually weird stuff that you would never share with anyone.
"Dude, you been up in your room for like hours what ar- OMFG WHY ARE YOU WATCHING SNAILS GIVING BIRTH?! ARE YOU DOING ANOTHER GOOGLE DEEP DIVE?"
by assappreciation May 12, 2017
Parrot 1: Google en passant
Parrot 2: holy hell
Parrot 3: new response just dropped
Parrot 4: Actual Zombie
Parrot 5: Call the exorcist
Parrot 6:Ignite the chessboard
parrot 7: Pawn storm incoming
Parrot 8: Queen sacrifice, Anyone?
Parrot 9: knightmare fuel
Parrot 10: Pipi busters in action
Parrot 11: Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair !
Parrot 12:actual copypasta
Parrot 13: Shove up the bishops
Parrot 14: Mmmfgh~~
Parrot 2: holy hell
Parrot 3: new response just dropped
Parrot 4: Actual Zombie
Parrot 5: Call the exorcist
Parrot 6:Ignite the chessboard
parrot 7: Pawn storm incoming
Parrot 8: Queen sacrifice, Anyone?
Parrot 9: knightmare fuel
Parrot 10: Pipi busters in action
Parrot 11: Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair !
Parrot 12:actual copypasta
Parrot 13: Shove up the bishops
Parrot 14: Mmmfgh~~
by Google en passantHolyhellnewre June 15, 2023