all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

(reply to the first word) what the hell dude.

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
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all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
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all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
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all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 20, 2024

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

want to peeeeee

Misspelled term that, when used, activates some sort of fetish play. Just spell it correctly to avoid this. Book move.

1. "want to peeeeee"
2. "Just do it."
1. "right here right now?

in my pantsv"
2. "Right there right now"
1. "in me pants"
2. "In your pants"
1. "but itll be
gtosss
gross
icky"
2. "It will be ok
It'll be nice and warm"
1. "hmmmm ok"

by birbisbad May 8, 2024

Cocky Want Boing Boing

The phrase 'Cocky want boing boing' is an age old saying, utilised by one who feels a strong, overwhelming urge to produce offspring on the setting of a gorgeous veil of sand.

"at the beach - where the hoes at?
cocky want boing boing!"

by room167801 June 4, 2024

i want some brain

Wanting more than just head

Bella can I want some brain

by Iknow2256 December 1, 2017

This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.

Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"

by the guy who defined something March 21, 2023