Mesopotamian honey bath

You have a sticky gang bang with honey it’s an ancient ritual. What goes back to 2335 BCE

Sargon of Akkad had many Mesopotamian honey baths

by Dystopian Willy guys December 4, 2025

People-bathing

Going out and socializing with other people, typically used for people who can't go outside without being noticed as a popular figure.

I was people-bathing in a Chili's, and a lot of fans ended up forming a line to talk with me.

by Biscuitimus December 5, 2025

Cat bath

The act of going down on a girl who hasn't showered, effectively cleaning her with your tongue.

"Tracy and I hooked up but that thing stank,"
"Did you eat her out?"
"Yeah, I gave that bitch a cat bath. She's clean now!"

by JayAllousir December 13, 2025

irish bath

washing the feet only

an irish bath is when you worked a day of construction, concrete or painting and come home, take the boots off and soak the feet.

by Magoo99 December 20, 2025

Mellow Yellow bubble bath.

The act of fully giving zero fucks in a bathtub: you’re dehydrated, emotionally drained, maybe binge-drinking, and mid-bath you just pee… in bright Mellow Yellow glory. You keep scrubbing, sipping, or staring at the ceiling because nothing — not shame, not hygiene, not life — matters right now. Bubbles and vanilla musk optional, chaos mandatory.

“After three days of crying and tequila, I just took a Mellow Yellow bubble bath and didn’t give a damn.”
“Depression-era binge drink, jumps in tub, pees Mellow Yellow, keeps scrubbing — classic Mellow Yellow bubble bath."

by Sahira Persephone January 2, 2026

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

French bath

To wash your dick in the sink.

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.

by dželat September 14, 2023