by AndyAML July 30, 2003
Stactic
by Purple food March 20, 2021
Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.
This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.
by The cock slicer May 05, 2020
A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.
It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.
It's also just funny.
It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.
It's also just funny.
by Figure.10 May 27, 2009
I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!
by Mr XXXXXXXXx February 23, 2012
by GenosCyborg August 20, 2023
The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006