The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.
by Turd polisher #1 May 15, 2024
Get the Piss polishmug. Its the Cookie Game/ Soggy Biscut Game but instead of an Cookie there is a Firecracker and you have to cum as fast as possible to turn of the fuse so your dick wont blow up.
by BigBongusChongus May 4, 2021
Get the Polish Cookie Gamemug. by TheBestWhitePerson June 3, 2018
Get the polish connectionmug. As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
Get the Polish pencil pushmug. Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.
Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.
George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.
George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
by Homosexual Black Female December 3, 2023
Get the Dick polishmug. The act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. A typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( With holes), a blazer and a t shirt (Usually filthy). Usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.
Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.
Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.
Man 1 " Check out Borat's Polish tuxedo!"
Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."
Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."
by Professor Tunnycliff July 1, 2014
Get the Polish Tuxedomug. by Burt Macklin, FBI November 12, 2017
Get the Polish knuckle bitermug.