Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.
Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.
by honestlyhonesty August 04, 2017
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by Southern Double D January 30, 2025
a computer monitoring program used by parents or bosses to track what the computer users do. Pretty much means if you have this on your computer,
YOUR SCREWED.
YOUR SCREWED.
by screwed from spector pro May 24, 2010
Person who executes the dumbest actions with such proficiency, observers are frozen in awe and are unable to reproduce such actions without extensive practice or training.
Turning the the wrong way on to a "One Way" street, on the phone and cursing the folks who got it right. That's a Pro Jackass, you can't be that dumb without practice and dedication.
by TZA_Unlimited April 22, 2011
Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual will only date someone if they are willing to refrain from having sex until they get married
Jasmine is only interested in dating people who are willing to abstain from having sex until they get married. She has a pro-chastity romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 13, 2021
I am thinking of trading my 2nd wife in for a new model, filing for divorce under Quaid Pro Quo. This next one, I'm talkin' Jonbenet hot!
Trump was accused of Quaid Pro Quo when he banged a younger pornstar instead of his angry wife Melanoma.
Trump was accused of Quaid Pro Quo when he banged a younger pornstar instead of his angry wife Melanoma.
by PornGold November 21, 2019