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Poip the Mooster

The term Poip the Mooster refers to the action of breaking through the toilet paper with the pointer finger and poking the anus. This term is also known as "Scratching the Rusty Sheriff's Badge" and "Poking the Disciple"
After you Poip the Mooster you MUST wash your hands.

I hope you Poip the Mooster!
by I hope I dont October 20, 2008
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son of the morning

one of the many names of the fallen angel, satan(aka lucifer). many musicians have used this phrase such as Misfits in Speak of the Devil "Some call me the sone of the morning, god knows im the angel of light" and Danzig "Son of the Morning Star
"Some call me the Son of the Morning, God knows im the Angel of Light
by Vampira138 September 25, 2006
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The Moses

A sexual act where the female expects the male to wear a condom...but at the last second the male removes the condom, penetrates and yells, 'Let my people go!'
I totally pulled The Moses on my girlfriend last night, and now she needs an abortion.
by ComedyGoo August 6, 2010
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humping the monkey

Two people have sex are humping the monkey
I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.
by erotica69 September 16, 2005
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The Mons

Musical group formed in 1997 in Las Vegas
The Mons are musical genuises!
by Zephmo May 11, 2006
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diarrhea of the mouth

When someone won't STFU, and he doesn't realize that everyone stopped listening a long time ago.
Aerofan thinks he sounds intelligent by padding his speech with a ton of words. But we know the truth. He's only compensating for his small penis. He has diarrhea of the mouth. SHUT UP!
by justahandle2007 January 19, 2007
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Jayda the mollester

Thinks she Asian but is full white
Proudly represents all of Alabama

Ultra lesbian

In love with her sister but only when outside of Alabama

Still dates dudes but only if they let her bring out her mega dildo
Has 5 rows of teeth that her boyfriend enjoys
Worst softball player at everything except grabbing balls
Got rejected by rio because he already had his sister, Rasheeka, and francheska
Non existent hairline unless you consider the McDonald’s logo a line
by Ur mum gay 6ix 9ine March 22, 2019
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