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Goon Lineage

The Goon Lineage is a group in the Goon Society that has a noted lack of structure, with its members acting much more independently than those in other groups. It accepts any who have nowhere else to goon and have the intent necessary to jelq in such a group. The members take pride in the ranks they receive in jerkmate ranked matches, seeing a lack of goons as proof of cowardice in ranked matches.
Ciken: Have you heard? The Goon Lineage's mentor, Hyper, was exposed for trying mastering the dark technique of the diddy bluds.

Yaaph: This will leave a mark on the Goon Society.
by Yaaph February 14, 2025
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Flicker Goon

Blowing your load multiple times in quick succession, often only lasting seconds
I can only Flicker Goon for five seconds before I pass out
by Plantis July 4, 2024
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Sol badguy flicker gooning

This is when you shove an sol bad guy plushie from guilty gear up your anus while yelling volcanic viper and switch in between oh yeah im sol badguying it so hard nanny nanny boo boo you cant stop me. while doing gunflame input.

the technique is to play arcade mode while following these steps so you have a successful gooing session to our king Fredrick

this was founded in 1829 by sol badguy himself he carried it through out his hardship and after fighting nago he gooned all over happy choas and which his splooge dissolved happy chaos and so they won. and i forgot to mention that yes this is very useful in battle. jojo siwa approves
hey honey i just got done "Sol badguy flicker gooning" im on my way home
by Yhcnom April 1, 2025
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Not winning the gooning contest

when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
by Curry john stone September 12, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual
Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
by anonymous November 12, 2023
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Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual
Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans
by Goonieloony November 13, 2023
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