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Tertiary Consumers

Synonym for "Top of the food chain," Used only by nerdy people who insist on abusing esoteric language.
1st Abuser of Esoteric Language: Yeah, we're going to be senoirs at our highschool/college.

2nd Abuser: We will thus become tertiary consumers.

1st Abuser: LOLOL
by morcatfrey September 4, 2010
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wine tasting noob

A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.
Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."

Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"

Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"

Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."

Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."
by westfalia January 27, 2012
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testifier

the testifyer is given when the man squats over the womans asshole while she lays on her back with the legs above her, near her head. The balls and cock are inserted into the womans fuck holes and then are "pumped" multiple times.
Aww nigga, I used the testifier on this bitch last night and she farted on my left nut. It hurt like getting a cumshot to the eye.
by Jig Gaboo September 20, 2007
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testimate

Much like an estimate, testimating involves making approximate calculations. The difference comes in practicality, in that a testimate can be reviewed for accuracy before a true figure is established or revealed.

In this sense, it serves as a careful means of answering or prephrasing a question. It is something that is reviewed before the impending action or thought is undertaken.
In order to see if my new chair would fit through my front door, I had to testimate how wide the chair was, so I used my hands as a ruler to see if the chair would make it through. It made for a great testimation.

I want to conservatively testimate how many people will show up to my rock concert this evening, so I will say that the room will be half empty.
by Sylvan Murray August 10, 2010
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Testicular Platform

Use of the testicles to change the trajectory of a mans stream whilst relieving himself in the outdoors. (males only)
Guy 1: Hey man, don't sit that close to me. You just pissed and I don't need your piss mist anywhere near me.

Guy 2: Don't worry, I used my testicular platform to launch my stream to a safe distance.
by Copete389 June 4, 2011
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bitch-tastic

Renesa is bitch-tastic.
by oakk kliff April 2, 2009
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Testiclees

Pray to the alter of Testiclees in my pants.
by Christina O October 8, 2005
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