pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....

While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......

by Quills13 September 7, 2013

kard-tard

Any of the dysfunctional Kardashian clan.

A contraction of Kardashian retard.

Kanye for President? That would make Kim the First Lady, and all the other Kard-tards would become official royal First Flunkies.
Man, I gotta find a new country...

by 2TD October 15, 2015

rum tard

Low level dirt butt. Usually thinks they are a gangster or drug dealer. But only drugs they have Is from carpet farming their friends house. A rumtard will steal your shit and help u look for after he gets done humping your girlfriend.

Someone stole my phone battery I bet it was that rum Tard Scott.

by caveDonkey November 19, 2016

mikasa.tard

A sexy female who doesn’t miss

Mikasa.tard is a baddie

by I only spit fax February 19, 2021

gacha tard

An term to describe kids who make $exual or cringy stuff with gacha life, club, verse, heck even studio

“Video named selling pets”
“Look a gacha tard!”

by AnotherWasteOfSpace May 24, 2021

mob.tardd

A god, a person who gets all the females, a person who never misses, and a person who is better then you.

Mob.tardd is a god

by mob.tardd August 6, 2021

/b/tard

One who joins other internet superheroes in the poasting of content on /b/. A true /b/tard knows all the memes of the land and is disgusted by nothing. A true hardened warrior.

7chan, 4chan, iichan, 12chan, that crazy russian /b/. It doesn't matter. We are one. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget. We are legion. We are Anonymous.

"Holy titanic hermaphroditic shitting dick nipples Cock Mongler, I must be a /b/tard."

by Conductor Cat November 10, 2008