table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019

tBlete

A mythological creature that nobody ever saw

Cos'è un tBlete? Si.
What's a tBlete? Yes.

by InsalataCondita December 21, 2019

Table

How do you not know what table means

Table means Get a dictionary!

by Yeety penguino January 7, 2020

TableRag3r

the coolest kid in the universe and has a discord server

"I am TableRag3r."

by TableRag3r April 23, 2020

Table biter

A person whom when they laugh they look like they are trying to bite the table.

She is such a table biter🙄

by Jonathanmcbonathan June 7, 2020

Table Abuser

A person who abuses their table. I am talking to you Robert. Yeah you you monster. #TableLivesMatter

Robert W. Coomer is a confirmed pedophile and table abuser. That's why we burned his house down.

by Rufus Redneck August 1, 2020

Table Licker

A school shooter that licks tables.

"Lick this table."
"Okay."
"I can confirm that this is indeed a table licker."

by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020