straightee

Derrogatory word for a heterosexual person.
Made popular by the character Jack on the "Will and Grace" television sitcom.

"Not so close, there, straightee! That's my sister you're drooling on!"

by Hephaestion May 17, 2006

Straight capping

When someone is 100% lying through their teeth

Some dumbass: Pitbulls are so dangerous! They eat babies and kill people

An intellectual: You are straight capping, yes they have powerful jaws but they are a reflection of how they are raised. Obviously if you raise them to be violently, they will be dangerous. What kind of owners have you been hanging out with chump?

by Right_IsResponsibleForFakeNews August 22, 2020

Muhammad Straight

A hand in any type of Poker game i.e. Texas Hold'em. The hand consists of 4 cards of any suit in a row compared to 5 cards in a row that comprises a normal straight. Similarly, 4 cards in a row of the same suit is referred to as a Muhammad Straight Flush and when applicable, a Muhammad Royal Flush.

Danny - "Ok, flip them."
Muhammad - "I have a straight."
Mike - "Well, that beats my two pair... wait you only have 4 in a row"
Danny - "Haha. That's a Muhammad straight."
Muhammad - "FUCK!"

by Daaanny-booooy March 2, 2011

super straight

a mental illness in which one, especially a male is transphobic

person 1: i’m super straight
person 2: that’s a weird way to spell fucking dumbsss

by margaret thatcher xxx March 6, 2021

Super Straight

Super single
Super Small
Transphobic AS FUCK
Social Reject
Virgin

Stupid Ass: I'm Super Straight
Intelligent Person: Eww GTFOutta here

by Gamer^>KiTTen+ March 17, 2021

straight edge

An incredibly closed-minded twat who lives in a world ruled by government propaganda. Their lifestyle (is supposed to) consist of:no drinking, no drugs and no casual sex; very boring in other words. They tend to be stubborn and angry and write x's on their hands, also fall out of this fad within a year or two.

Straight edger:you stupid fucking pot heads!
normal human being: shutup you stupid closed-minded fucker!
straight edger: *runs away*

by asdfdsasdfdsa August 19, 2006

Straight Face

Dead Serious.

You are Dumb... Straight Face. I'm not smiling :-/

by Chaptaz July 20, 2009