stevemas

Any day where Steve Jobs or Apple announces a new product. Apple fanboys celebrate Stevemas by blogging their little hearts out and squee-ing about products; the rest of us roll our eyes and get on with our lives.

Holy shit, today is Stevemas! Apparently a new iPhone is coming out.

by spottedcat October 4, 2011

Steven

He is the most fun person you have ever seen he is dirty ....a lot and you kinda like it when he talks like that lol he is funny veryyyyy cute brown hair brown hair if you ever find a steven keep him close because they are rare to find

you love him and he knows because someone told him that so he staarted hanging out with you more and every time you see him you blush and smile

He has a place in your heart

Jayla: Why are you looking at him?
Me: how could you not?
Jayla: i think hes a steven

by Emily Cross March 11, 2019

Wet Steve

A wet steve is when someone sticks they're finger in there mouth then jams it down someones buttcrack. similar to a wet willy.

When Rich saw Anna's buttcrack at the bar he licked his finger and gave her a wet steve.

by hamster face April 7, 2009

The Steve Harvey

When a woman shits in a mans hand during sex and the man wipes the feces on his upper lip, leaving a streak that looks like Steve Harvey's mustache. Once the streak has hardened onto the man's lip, he eats the woman out while moaning the number one answers from the most recent Family Feud episode.

Jen: "Have you done The Steve Harvey with your boyfriend yet?"
Pamela: "No."
Jen: "Oh, you're missing out."

by SatanWithoutHorns September 19, 2018

Sweating like Steve Bannon in Saudi Arabia

Sweating. Profusely. Predominantly out of fear.

'Mate, I got mugged at knifepoint last night?'
'OMG! Were you scared?'
'Scared?! I was sweating like Steve Bannon in Saudi Arabia!'

by whatleydude May 22, 2017

Steven

The sweetest guy, you'll ever meet. Gentle, but passionate. Willing. He will always be there for you no matter what, if he's sleepy he'll still be there. Once he lays his eyes on you that's it, your his, and you will automatically we drawn to him and his muscles. Stevens have great bodies because of a great mass of sport they do. He likes to watch what you are doing, so do not disappoint or things may turn ugly, a man stronger than most, and grips girls with his big arms, and kisses them until they fall to the ground, stunned. Usually fair haired with big dark eyes, great fashion sense. Stevens tend to me caring characters and try their very best to make you feel special. They think highly of themselves infront if the male population, and could get aggressive. The smile is the best thing going for them though, as his jealousy can take controll

Girl: your smile
Steven: eep

by Meangirl February 13, 2013

Steve Mckenna'd

When out drinking with your buddies, the person who is the drunkest of the group or always engaging in drinking the most is "Steve Mckenna"... So when you are this person you are made an example to Steve Mckenna from Three Sheets, thus being called Steve Mckenna'd.

EX: Last night Joe was so Steve Mckenna'd!!

by andy tdk March 25, 2008