John's a master statustician
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1.) To physically harm an unwilling and unsuspecting friend's reputation via a joke facebook status. Usually involving derogatory comments and/or slang commonly referring to the male genatalia. Usually done when facebook account is left open or password is acquired by a third party.
John Smith loves *insert male genatalia slang here* in or around his mouth
Wow! Did everyone see John Smith's
status rape?
Wow! Did everyone see John Smith's
status rape?
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The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):
1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:
a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner
b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football
c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you
have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.
d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):
1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:
a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner
b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football
c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you
have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.
d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!
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