stark bollock naked

To be one hundred percent completely naked.

Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.

by XxTwistedFalconXx December 22, 2018

patty-smack

spanking a girl's beef curtains till they turn red.

That bitch loves the patty-smack.

by Antenna February 14, 2008

jobby stick

A long stick used to pick up pieces of jobby (poo).
The Jobby stick can be used to move or flick the jobby or chase your mates with.

Can be used in the game 'Poo Sticks'
See Also - Shitstick(7)

OH MY GOD!! did you see dave chasing keith with that jobby stick?

by davedavidson June 18, 2008

Hoagie smack

To whip your penis out, and smack someone directly in the face violently. (nonstop)

Alex hoagie smacked jolin in the face when she was sleeping.

by big dick 4 life May 2, 2009

yeast sack

a fanny pack around your waste without straps.

it is the fatlike pouch below a womens bellybutton.
it is filled with yeast juices and you can make paste out of it.

Dalton- " is that lady wearing a fanny pack under her shirt, or is it a yeast sack?"

Derrick- " i think that it is a yeast sack."

Dalton- " i hope it doesnt leak!!!"

Derrick- " if so, then we can make paste from it."

by GIB-10 May 27, 2009

Match stick kiss

Often used as a party game or foreplay. when one person lights a match then sticks the unlit end between their teeth the other person then 'eats the fire' by putting their mouth on the lit end.

done right and neither party will get burnt, but very erotic.

Boy 1: Dude how was that match stick kiss that girl gave you at the party last night?

Boy 2: Alright, but I did it wrong and burnt my mouth

by Beyonce_is_my_sex June 22, 2009

Bambino stick

Another word for a "blunt" (marijuana rolled in a cigar)

"Yo brother you got that bambino stick ready to hit"

by Dirty Chanche July 8, 2009