Squid Pussy

A small amount of something

I can't believe, bro was tweaking after a squid pussy of vodka -- it was only a few drops!

by Squister8686 February 16, 2026

squid

When a person if offered free drinks and/or denies the option to play a drinking game. Has a similar frame to squidward, hence the name squid.

This kid won’t play beer pong because his stomach is hurting. What a fucking squid.

by jjspinnerwalkemdown February 23, 2026

squid pigeon

a derogatory name for a weirdo or anyone u don’t like

u fucking squid pigeon get a life

by squid pigeon101 February 23, 2026

Squid

A sometimes derogatory, usually joking adjective used to describe nerds and grinders. People who fit this description are extremely interested in STEM, (allegedly) intellectually superior, elitist, overly hardworking, and have few personality traits beyond studying and sweating. In some circumstances, the word 'squid' may be used as praise. Generally, a squid will evolve through the following stages: baby squid--> calamari squid--> giant squid--> colossal squid--> kraken. The squid is also the official mascot of the math team and is used on all the merch.

That dude is such a squid, he got a perfect score on the math test even though the average was 55%.
You're still grinding for AP exams even though you're a senior?? Holy squid, dude.
Bro, I just saw the squiddiest little kid I've ever seen passing by. He's the 5'3'' kid wearing the unwashed gray hoodie and bearing a strong aura of compsci.

by sammyjohn153 May 30, 2025

Squid

A a loser.

Yo, who invited that squid to the party he’s over there picking his nose…

What a effing squid.

by DatCrackerSledge June 11, 2025

Squib

A thick, liquid discharge from the anus during peak arousal. With practice, one can aim the trajectory. It is NOT fecal matter.

"Yeah Cindy, you know how girls can squirt? It's like that, but out of your asshole. It's a squib."

"In a stunning act of athleticism, he completely a full back handspring. While mid-air, he squibbed directly into Zach's eyes."

by Mahoser July 23, 2025

squid game

just silly little games...with your silly little life.
oh theres also a lot of dying...gore...stuff...more stuff...and violence...HOORAY!!!
a lot.
if u win u get moneys and moneys = good

person 1 - HEY ARE YOU...10 BILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT?!?!?
person 2 - uh yeah.
person 1 - THEN YOU SHOULD JOIN THE SQUID GAMES!!!

by sn ivy July 27, 2025