The Spider

The act of keeping your dick hard (accomplished by cupping your hand over the head and massaging your shaft with your fingers, thus resembling a spider) while masterbating in a public restroom when someone walks in until they leave.

I had to use the spider because the bathroom was busy as fuck.

by x Chewy x September 4, 2018

spider monkey

the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.

Look, Spider Monkey's out of control!

by andersonland.org June 20, 2004

barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.

Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.

by W. Lunker March 6, 2008

Barking Spider

Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real

Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider

Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider

by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010

sodergy

A soda and an energy drink mixed together.

Hey Bob, did you try the new Sodergy drink? Its soda and energy drink mixed together!

by Mike Duell November 2, 2006

Spider-Monkey

A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.

Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"

Michael "Why thankyou Jane"

by pinklily06 February 4, 2010

Mexican Solder

Duck Tape, Mexican, Spelled fucking correctly
(ie not by some cracker ass dumbfuck)

sol'der
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–noun 1. any of various alloys fused and applied to the joint between metal objects to unite them without heating the objects to the melting point.
2. anything that joins or unites: the solder of their common cause.
–verb (used with object) 3. to join (metal objects) with solder.
4. to join closely and intimately: two fates inseparably soldered by misfortune.
5. to mend; repair; patch up.
–verb (used without object) 6. to unite things with solder.
7. to become soldered or united; grow together.

Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.

julio used his mexican solder to stick johnie crackerseed to the tailpipe, then he drove away.

by Joeschmoe1000 September 21, 2006