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lil small dik

lil small dik is one of the most, no, THE best and most innovative artists of all time, with his many projects containing influential and even life-changing lyrics, about the daily struggles of life "My ass is hurting so bad, I can't even stand," to the obtusely absurd, "habablehgooobiehable." In addition, lil small dik uses a wide range of vocal styles, ranging from, very sexy, low, and gravley vocals, to high, light, and fluttery ones. In addition to these additions, he also makes songs in a wide range of genres. I will not mention these genres, because the subgenres get so specific, that it looks like the average amount of tags on a clout-hungry 8-year-old's TikTok video. In addition to the additions addition to the additions, he is also a producer in, again, many genres, but he mainly makes trap beats, awfully specifically made for rapping about **** ******* ****.
"The best way to listen to lil small dik is with the sound off!"
-smart person
by lil small dik October 24, 2023
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severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS
Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023
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Small handed bitch

by PsychoSak October 28, 2020
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Small Talk

This just proves you're an NPC in this world. Just walking about what everyone already knows
1: Why do you say you're an NPC?
2: from all the small talk I do.
1: What do you mean?
2: well, for starters, I used to be an adventurer like you, but I Took an Arrow in the Knee
(a Skyrim reference)
by UncleRody April 13, 2022
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Small-Dik Lightfoot

(Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9 Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.
"Oh hey! Its Small-Dik Lightfoot
by The Brothers Quimm August 11, 2020
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wee small hours

Period from 12:00 AM to 5:59 AM.
by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025
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Small dick woman energy

When you piss off a boy and stop responding to his texts because you are not playing along with his game.
You not responding to me right now, is giving me small dick woman energy.
by SpicyTitRolll69 June 14, 2023
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