when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.
by reeeeenknk'a January 17, 2020
Emperor Palaptine, danced "The Dark Slide," when he found out Boba Fett captured Han Solo, of The Rebel Alliance! Unfortunately, the emperor's joy, will be short-lived, since Leia eventually rescues Han Solo.
by jrpgkin May 10, 2022
How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.
by magicjesse February 04, 2023
While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide
by FrakkinRowdy July 04, 2021
When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.
Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
by tubby custard machine January 09, 2022
somebody let me slide in yo imbox
by endyyessssssssssssss April 15, 2017
When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.
by Smelliebellie August 06, 2022