Sittable

A seat of any kind that is mildly damaged (whether it be a crack or a broken leg, etc.) but is not damaged to the point where it is not able to be used.

I accidentally put a crack in a chair in the children's section of the library, but it isnt splintered. It's sittable.

by BlueHandedMage August 10, 2019

Shitty Titties

1. Alternative curse word

Shitty Titties!

by SlipNdip_69 March 8, 2020

Shitty Sex

"Shitty Sex" not only accounts for the underwhelming performance in bed, but also when sexually aroused by shitting while being fucked.

Hey Babe, had fiber cereal this morning, give me 30 minutes and then we can have shitty sex.

by JHockeySwag February 1, 2021

shitty

Too cool, or too drippy

“Sheesh you’re too shitty”

by a2wavy March 25, 2021

Shitty wifi

Means to Pull a lala

Lala: has left the server shitty wifi

by Neko_kitten June 9, 2021

date-sitting

Going out on dates or otherwise occupying someone's boy or girlfriend so that said someone can get on with their lives.

Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.

He was driving me nuts, so I talked one of my sorority sisters into date-sitting him for a few weeks until I'm more firmly attached to Bruiser here.

by marfita May 28, 2010

shit sitting

When 2 or more people share one chair.

There are no more chairs left. Want to shit sit with me? Sure! I love shit sitting!

by Dancaboi June 16, 2010