Alfred Some-shit

Din Thomas' name for mixed martial artist Alfred Khashakyan. This name is used due to Din's inability to correctly pronounce Alfred's real surname.

Din: "The last fight featured the highly touted Alfred Some-shit, because I can't pronounce his name!"

by Nigel Bennett August 1, 2018

Pow right in the shitter

To repeatedly bang someone in their shitter whilst saying "pow right in the shitter, pow right in the shitter" just like pow right in the kisser when Peter Griffin impersonates Jackie Gleason.

During ferocious anal sex I like to shout "pow right in the shitter" so the neighbours know what we're upto.

by AnonymousTrevor March 8, 2019

Pee and Shid and Fard

A term to describe the act of peeing and shitting and farting, but in a lighter tone.

"hey mom, I'm gonna go Pee and Shid and Fard." "You are a disappointment to the family"

by CostcoSmoothie November 16, 2020

taco bell shits

A shit so powerful and ass exploding
Hot lava from your ass
Don't eat Taco Bell unless you want to face the pain

Eric: Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?
Alexis: I'm having Taco Bell shits

Eric: Ohhhhh.....(understands)

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

I’m going to shit yourself

A terrifying phrase of death that makes no sense but does make sense

Murderer in dream: chasing me
Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself

by Rayaster July 8, 2021

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022

rise 'n' shining

a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”

I’ve decided to take it easy on the beverages after last Sunday's rise 'n' shining.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011