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(noun.) 1. A person who is sexually attracted to themselves, mostly in a narcissistic manner.
2. A pervert but the pervertedness is directed to themselves rather than other people.
2. A pervert but the pervertedness is directed to themselves rather than other people.
She only looks at her boobs in the mirror, what a self-perv.
Only a self-perv would talk about the bulge in their pants that often.
Only a self-perv would talk about the bulge in their pants that often.
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Get the Self Smartification mug.When a man expels an epic amount of ejaculate onto his own face, simulating bukkake porn, in which several men take turns ejaculating onto a man or woman, usually their face.
Jason: Oww, man! I just came all over my face and into my eye! Look at it, it's all in there! And it won't come out, either...I'm shedding manly tears of pain right now.
Sam: Damn, that's a lot of cum! It's everywhere! Looks like a self-inflicted bukkake, bro.
Sam: Damn, that's a lot of cum! It's everywhere! Looks like a self-inflicted bukkake, bro.
by Eat_My_Sammich June 16, 2011
Get the self-inflicted bukkake mug.After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.
Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)
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