Sam
Sam by frog-queen June 25, 2022
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sam sucks nuts. nobody really likes sam, he says unnecessarily mean things for no reason, and hes gay as hell.
sam by WhenTheDead July 30, 2022
Sam
Sam is amazing. He’s wicked smart, and is ahead of his class in math. He’s an engineering wizard and loves creating. And don’t forget about his looks, he has a super aesthetic body, and a super hot defined chin. He’s super funny and very charismatic. There’s lots of girls that chase him but he settles down for one and doesn’t jump around. If you find a Sam, don’t lose him. He makes an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend. (he also has a massive dick)
Person 1: Wow did you talk to Sam the other day?
Person 2: Yea, he said he’s working on a new project car
Person 1: So cool! Right?
Person 2: Yea, he said he’s working on a new project car
Person 1: So cool! Right?
Sam by deeznutssobig July 31, 2022
Sam
On the outside he’s a hot sporty guy that seems good at everything, and on the inside he is the sweetest little nerd ( although he’ll never admit to it). He has a beautiful funny tortured soul that has the courage to believe in things outside of societies boxes. His laugh will forever be music to my ears, his eyes forever artwork to my mind, and his skin fireworks to my hands. Your stars are my stars xx. G
Sam
A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.
Sam by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022
Sam
Someone who has a giant horse cock and fucks david and sephton on a daily basis. if you dont like sam then go jump off a fucking bridge.
Sam has a massive dick
Sam by sambfc2007 July 11, 2022