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robert wayne crawford

He is like no one you have ever met before. His eyes, voice, smile, body and just his everything are everything you know you can't live without. Just always love him and he will always be there. Even when he can't be, he is always there.
I wish everyone could have a Robert Wayne Crawford in their life.
by Robear's Marshmellow December 25, 2021
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robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
by baddiealert December 30, 2021
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robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
by baddiealert December 30, 2021
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robert ferry

A individual who has high levels of autism and is below the height of 5’5.
Look at that guy running away with all those kids what a Robert ferry.
by Charliehhhgfgj February 16, 2022
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Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox
Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.
by painpob February 21, 2022
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robert parker-tyrrel

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.
robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce
by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022
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Robert S. Alexander High School

High School is located in Douglasville, Georgia. The school itself is pretty nice until you go inside. Inside you find a head principal whose a dickbag, A bunch of teachers who don't really care, a group of kids smoking in the bathrooms, the majority of the rest of them are fucking in the Autotech room. And the rest of them are goodie-two-shoes. You walk around and about all you smell is weed and shit. The school is very run down and opposite racist. They HATE white kids and will expel just about anybody they can come up with a viable excuse to. Especially seniors. The head principal's nickname is Dr. Smalldick for a reason. He's a narcissistic cunt ask anybody and they'll agree. Only a handful of teachers actually care and all the rest are in udder despair.
Interviewee: I graduated from Robert S. Alexander High School in 2022
Employer: Oh, so you have a small dick doctor and dumb as a rock?
by fuckjoebiden March 19, 2022
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