Line Racing

When people in the same shopping group all stand in different check-out lines and see who gets to the cashier first. The others then change lines so they can pay for their items with that person.

Because all of the lines were so long, my mom and I tried to save time by line racing

by Tykam993 September 12, 2009

chair racing

1. to race in a chair.

2. to race chairs by pushing the chair across a given space.

I was chair racing in the office.

by John Jackob July 14, 2011

dingle race

Money so big neighbors think im yeat
bitch you cant compete
lil hoe get on your knees and lick the cheese
im finna get on her ass
you can call me pair of jeans
that girl she came and sucked my dick
and she did it hella mean
man they call me quandale
had to get to the green
im not talking bout no kale
had to kick a lil bitch out cuz she was fuckin like a snail
man i was just in jail
i was soaking up mail
quandarius tried to ditch me and his stupid ass failed
got these hoes mad
cuz im gettin racks
put a hunded on the dash
bitch your breath stink please go put
on a fucking mask
she said pass the weed bitch
i dont like to pass the gas
blowin bubbles blowin zaza
she got big ol titties

i said goo goo
goo gaga
in the zoo monkey ass neighbor
ooo
ooo ah ah
stop playin with me
when im makin money i cannot hear whatchu sayin to me
lil bitch on her knees shes religious like she prayin to me
ok im done

dingle race is goated

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022

highway race

When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.

I just got a new turbocharger for my ride. Whadda you say we do a highway race tonight?

by Mad_Matt March 1, 2014

beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.

“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”

by WCfields September 14, 2022

Coincidental Race Theory

a theory that racism doesn’t exist and it’s all just a big coincidence that minoritized peoples have ended up where they are in Western societies, particularly the US; often espoused by people who are defensively insistent not only that they are not racist, but that there is no way they could possibly BE racist.

Forget what they learning in school, this prejudice moron must have learned more about Coincidental Race Theory from his own ignorant parents.

by Shogunn2517 July 6, 2021

Sausage Race

A race to stuff as much penis in or around one's mouth.

"Wu Tang just witnessed his first sausage race and his face looked priceless. "

by Nags_R_us1 February 27, 2014