chutney punch

It's when you punch someone in the bum bum.

That chutney punch got me right on the itchy brown eye you sperm licker.

Nice chutney punch, I'll give your square watch back tomorrow.

by Marvingdawg February 15, 2014

hayden punch

When you punch a slut in the tit back down in the water

Susan said all she wanted for christmas was a "Hayden punch" so i belted that cunt

by Sus350 May 4, 2018

Ballon Punch

The use of a plastic bag wrapped around the hand and arm to shove an obstuctive piece of fecal matter around the u-bend of a toilet.

Wow that dump was so big I had to Ballon punch it down!

by Shambollock March 17, 2023

punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.

Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.

by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013

devil's punch

When you take a shit and a piece of shit touches your already angels touched dick.

"I took the weirdest shit! First I got an angels touch, but it was topped off by a devil's punch.

by diclowmcpuglife March 30, 2016

Vocabularable Punch

like a punch but with words.

insulting is like a fist fight if you punch me i'll punch you back as hard as i decided, so if you insult me there is no limit to how far i can go to insult you back.

"the bitch fire a shot at me so i hit that hoe with a vocabularable punch, then she cried"

by K.L.M.A January 25, 2021

Falcon Punch

When you aim for a persons nose during a fight

Kyle: Hey, did you see the fight in Gym with James and Connor?
Friend: No, What Happened
Kyle: James Falcon Punched Connor In The Nose

by funnypeople08 December 6, 2019