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Punched Lasagne

A vagina that has been well used.

Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.

It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.
"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."
by 🇨🇲 August 22, 2018
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punching the hamster

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out
by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012
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Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.
I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!
by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023
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soggy punch

A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob
Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.
by dograw April 15, 2019
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Shovel Punched

Shovel Punched - like getting hit in the head really hard with a shovel
I was watching this TV show on old mob guys, and this one old timer picked up a Shovel and hit this guy square in the face….. it’s like he Shovel Punched him.
by Red Earth January 8, 2011
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cubical punch

When someone uncomfortably touches you in your personal cube, in response you punch them in the genitalia
He hugged her for a long time so she cubical punched him in the groin
by Chilly Waters October 20, 2013
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Cartel punch

A dangerous cocktail made up of A double shot of Captain Morgan cannon blast, 6oz of cranberry juice, and a splash of redbull.
Heather got fucked up on New Years after drinking 4 cartel punches.
by Cambam92 April 12, 2016
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