rice pudding

When something exiting happens and it makes your body contract in diffrent places and say:iiiii

Iva! He texted me! I m feeling so rice pudding!

by Neverbeu December 6, 2019

Plum Pudding Riots

In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.

This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.

The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.

Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?

Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?

Euphemism with sauce, please.

by Option 22 December 23, 2019

yorkshire pudding

the best food to ever exist. you cannot change my mind!!

random guy: bro are you gonna eat that yorkshire pudding?
guy 2: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? of course i’m gonna eat it, you dumbass.
random guy: sorry i-
guy 2: *slaps* DON’T EVER TRY AND STEAL THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING AGAIN! disrespectful

by textinglikeevie October 29, 2019

scouse pudding

anal intercourse in taxi

“I took Brittany out for dinner the other night and got a scouse pudding on the ride home”

by i like spacemen3 November 8, 2019

Mike Pudding

That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.

Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Rag pudding

Going down on a lady during her monthly cycle.

Had some rag pudding last night.

by G-Semi March 14, 2020

Butterscotch Pudding

The act of a Male placing his genitals on the forehead of another person establishing the illusion of Butterscotch Pudding dawdling down said persons face. This could also be used to establish dominance amongst inferior individuals.

Bro, don't make me give you a little Butterscotch Pudding in front of your sister.

by DiggzHazy May 8, 2020