potato daddy

A fat person, who girls (notably loose women) use when they are feeling down about themselves.

The words "potato daddy" are derivative from "couch potato" and a girl having "daddy issues".

Danny is a homebody couch potato who gives Stephanie the security and warmth of a father to Stephanie who has daddy issues and just uses Danny when she didn't bring any one home from the bars that particular night.

After Stephanie goes home alone after a night of drinking, she calls her potato daddy (Danny).
Who is her security booty call, since he will certainly be home alone as he is a couch potato.

by KetchingFire January 14, 2017

slutty potato

An ugly girl who sleeps around with guys and gets baked(high) all the time

1st girl - Is she getting baked again!
2nd - yeah! What a slutty potato!

by MaowAm July 9, 2014

Sweet potato

A thicc ass that looks warm and delicious to consume

Damn I wanna eat her sweet potato

by supersonic21 April 22, 2019

Autism potatoes

3 slutty girls that that are on the spectrum #elite members only

Oooo look at that girl, must a part of the autism potatoes

by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020

potato jam

1. When you dance so much and get drunk that when you wake up you look like a dancing potato.
2. Jam made of potatoes

Dude I was so drunk and I kept dancing and I feel like potato jam.

by Potato_Land March 18, 2017

short potato

An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.

"Short potato, away!"

by Cmplictd May 13, 2018

potato-shop

drawing or 'photoshopping' potatoes into pictures
Usually making your friends look intellectually challenged by holding or staring at the potato

"I just potato-shopped you sucker"

by potatoshop October 20, 2013