Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.

Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.

by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022

Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.

Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.

by Jyds December 30, 2022

Phantom Superiority Syndrome

When a co-worker, who isn’t your boss, try’s to act like your boss.

This new person is something else, they’ve only been here a couple weeks and they’re telling me I’m doing my job wrong! They have Phantom Superiority Syndrome baaaaaaad yo!

by Sheldon Waverly January 12, 2023

Phantomgasim

Sneezing, farting and cumming at the same time

She sucked my pee-pee so good that I had a phantomgasim

by Witchymomma January 21, 2023

Phantom-plug

Whenever you have a butt plug in your asshole for a long period of time (12 or more hours) and once removed it still feels like your butt is still plugged. (Also known as ghost-plug)

After running errands all day long with a butt-plug in, when I got home and took it out I came to the realization that I had a bad case of phantom-plug

by Alikaza! March 7, 2023

Phantom neutral

Shifting a driver’s transmission into neutral from a passenger seat, without their knowledge.

Vrooooom!

“Wtf?”

“Phantom neutral!”

“lol you asshole!”

by Idriveaturbomiata March 19, 2023

phanting

Imagining something in vivid detail, mentally simulating the experience, like dreaming, but generally awake. Derived from "phantasia", which is another word for the capacity of mental visualization.

Usually in reference to visual experience, but can also apply to the visualization that goes on in the process of engineering design.

"Aphantasic?" "It means they can't phant. I mean, they can't imagine how it would feel to look at a thing until they actually look at it." "I don't think it's possible to know exactly what it would feel like until you actually experience it." "Well kind of, phanting has limits, nobody's perfect at it, but some people are pretty good at it."

"Yes, I'm sure the design will work. I've been phanting for days."

by 7154b22954f68d626c891921a6a5e0 March 25, 2023