peter

another word for penis

Hey, see that queer over there? He totally sucks peter

by Ieatpussyman February 13, 2009

Peter's Mom

Peter Bantle's mom, by far the hottest mom in the history of the universe! I want to F*CK her up the @$$!

peter's mom is hot! I want to do her so bad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by John Doe April 25, 2005

Peterborough

A town in NH. Home to lots of cool people. Also where Sensation of Sight was filmed. Never heard of it? ....I'm not surprised.

This P-Town is also the best Peterborough on the planet (no wonder it was named 10th coolest town in the U.S. in some fancy-shmancy magazine. Beat that UK!)

West P-Town rules. WP-T! (Not to be confused with Wet Paper-Towels).

Brad Pitt: "Want to head on over to Peterborough (which I hear is home to lots of cool people) for some partying?

Tom Cruise: "Hell yeah! It's much better than Hollywood and that town in the UK! Just let me grab my Scientology book first..."

by Sir Burchtent July 2, 2008

Peter

Is a complete dickhead with a small cock

Hey look it’s a Peter

by Mohammed Hassan September 9, 2018

itchy peter

The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," which came from the phrase "his vagina hurts."

Bill's not coming out. He has an itchy peter.
Yeah, I understand. Sometimes my peter itches, too.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

salt peter

a substance added to prison meals to prevent the African Americans from raping each other

"With a daily dose of salt peter the inmates lose homosexual interest in each other."

by WingSlinga August 12, 2009

Peter Wentz

one of the worst STDs you can get. causes you to get this sudden urge to wear xxxxsmall womens polo shirts and sweat a lot in them. also causes you to put on some sort of retarded sneer whenever you get your picture taken that makes you look as if you have some horrible lip defect.

A: hey, what's wrong with Alex? lately he's been going around wearing his eleven year old sister's hoodies and baring his teeth at people.
B: oh, he has Peter Wentz. a good dose of Fifty Cent should take care of that.

by furrenchee July 26, 2006