parafecosis

Fear of defecation in a public or private setting outside of the home environment

"I have to go so bad!"
"Dude, just go here!"
"I can't...parafecosis"

See also:
http://vimeo.com/2438841

by chrispy2000 December 17, 2008

Parker Collins

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.

This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.

Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar

by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009

Parade Candy

1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.

2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.

1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.

2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy

by LordBelvedere July 19, 2011

Parker Coulson

In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.

Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.

Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson

by parkk December 9, 2012

Paralean

The perfect unsober state of happiness in which you are paraletic from drinking too much alcohol and perfectly lean from smoking a few spliffs

Dude he's absolutely para and he's about to go smoke he'll be buzzing once he's 'Paralean'

by Gtalbot August 20, 2013

Parademix

The soul of an unborn goat.

Do you need a parademix to do that job?

Does your black cauldron require a parademix?

by Fantasia almighty October 13, 2013

paradelius

The act of being completely paralytic and black out drunk and not being able to remember the night, but with the keen knowledge that you were a fucking mess.

"What the fuck happened last night Liz? I was completely paradelius"

by M J Jones x2 December 1, 2013