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beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.
Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!
by bellizima December 28, 2011
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Beer Waldo

The delicious mixture of a cold tasty beer with orange juice. The mixture should be an 80/20 split. Best enjoyed in the morning, after a late night.
by MixKing October 29, 2011
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Chill Beers

A showcase of stupidity typically involving drinking or smoking.
When one taks a photo kissing a beer with their tongue out they are being "chill beers."

Bragging about one's prowess on a beer pong table is "totally chill beers."

Taking one's shirt off while at a party--- chill beers.
by Wooly Nematode February 24, 2013
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Rink Beer

It's the shit beer you buy at the local rink when you go watch local hockey teams get trounced by teams from Quebec.
Well, we're losing again. Better drown our sorrows with some rink beer.
by Just_kindred August 9, 2017
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chad beer

When a bro drinks half his beer and does not finish the entire can.
Fellow bro: I was so hammered last night I had like 18 beers.

Bro party host: I was cleaning up this morning and had to empty out so many chad beers.
by SCSmase June 10, 2016
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Beer Safe

1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.

4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.
1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"
by jbszee October 26, 2015
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Beer Trust

noun. Derived from the term 'Brain Trust.' A group that is formed in someone's house/apartment/dorm room/gathering place for the purpose of pregaming and deciding on drinking plans for the evening.
Meet at my place at five. We need the beer trust to decide where we'll all be partying.
by njohns99 February 28, 2011
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