jesus christ

a bad ass hippy. seriously, think about it, he whore sandles all the time, he had long ass hair and a beard, and he talked about peace and harmony. he was the idle tree hugger.

jesus christ is a stoner

by brooksy2410 May 20, 2007

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Jesus Fish

A poser christians justification to cut people off and drive like assholes.

Dude, he's got a Jesus Fish, he just cut me off. WTF!

by angelwarrior55 March 08, 2006

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Raptor Jesus

our lord and the only protection against pedobear

OH NO ITS PEDOBEAR!
dont worry raptor jesus is here to save us! hooray!

by xXwafflez_no_jutsuXx April 26, 2010

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Jesus Beam

Holy Beam of Light shooting down from the Heavens, normally as Shibuya's Composer's main method of attack.

Dude, did you just see Joshua use a Jesus Beam??

by shadowray7 December 19, 2008

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Jesus Fist

the name of the order of neo-fascist christian theocracy based on dominionism that will certainly arise in america after a few more terrorist attacks.

a modern christian military theocracy

better get saved and get with Jesus Fist - or you'll be declared an unsaved blaspheme and put down like a rabid dog.

we can't go out after 8pm - Jesus Fist curfew is in effect.

the last I saw him he was wearing a turbin - then the Jesus Fist came and took him away.

by Ruiner Severhead December 05, 2007

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