by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
A fatass black man from the ghetto who delivers presents to all da good lil' chillun in the hood. He drives a red Cadillac EXT with a big sack in the back and breaks into the white neighborhoods at night to steal their shit and bring it to all his niggas and bitches. Instead of coming down the chimney, Black Santa breaks down your door and his elves help him lift your couch into his truck. If you see Black Santa, don't say shit 'cause he carries a .45.
by GetIISteppin September 23, 2012
by Hugo December 20, 2004
noun. Used to refer to a person with unnaturally black hair. The name comes from the fact that they dye their hair, presumably with something that came from a bottle.
Can also be used in a derogatory manner.
The opposite of bottle blonde.
Can also be used in a derogatory manner.
The opposite of bottle blonde.
by Steph (editor - steferrknee) February 28, 2006
should be renamed "black eye friday" due to the fact that thousands of americans forget the spirit of the holiday season by trampling ppl and giving black eyes while buyin stupid gifts that you didnt even mean to buy from stores who purposely hold sales the same day as everybody else.
yet another example of how greedy americans are.
yet another example of how greedy americans are.
a word of advice: there is this wonderous object called a "computer" and an even more wonderful thing called "the internet". you can do all of your holiday shopping online and the best thing is is that if you order over 100$, shippings free! follow these tips and you will save yourself a pint of blood on each black friday.
by gunslingergirlvy_s_e November 26, 2005
A preppy, ditsy, well-dressed African-American female who is just like the Reese Witherspoon character Elle Woods in the film Legally Blonde except she's "legally black."
Look at you! Dressed up all jazzy and actin' all
air-headed. What are you supposed to be?--Legally black?!
air-headed. What are you supposed to be?--Legally black?!
by Phoenix Keith November 25, 2007
The singer (if she can even be called that) of "Friday", the most infamous song sweeping the nation as of 3/18/2011 that will probably forgotten in two weeks.
It's remarkable that she's famous because she's unattractive, a horrendous singer, and 13 years old.
To drive the point home, she is worse than Justin Bieber. But she did teach me the days of the week.
It's remarkable that she's famous because she's unattractive, a horrendous singer, and 13 years old.
To drive the point home, she is worse than Justin Bieber. But she did teach me the days of the week.
Rebecca Black's song Friday
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards"
I don't want this weekend to end
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards"
I don't want this weekend to end
by GahToAGoose March 19, 2011