by icebladesamurai October 13, 2020
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2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018
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Get the Marshall the Mouse mug.to perform terribly, absurdly, and beneath expectations and intellect. An obvious failure. Choking under pressure.
Johnny flushed the mouse when he missed a wide open shot to win the game.
Tony flushed the mouse when his expert prediction failed to come true.
Nigel flushed the mouse when he cut off the guest speaker's microphone while they were answering a question.
Tony flushed the mouse when his expert prediction failed to come true.
Nigel flushed the mouse when he cut off the guest speaker's microphone while they were answering a question.
by bluesteeler April 8, 2024
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"Becky’s cute, but man, she really doesn’t try at all."
"If she just put in like 20% effort she’d be an absolute 9. Total grey mouse right now."
"If she just put in like 20% effort she’d be an absolute 9. Total grey mouse right now."
by captainmoregain November 24, 2025
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by NWAS January 20, 2017
Get the shower mouse mug.Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
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