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Sloppy Log

When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.
"Dude she got the sloppy log last night!"
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
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Log Jam

When 2 or more men get their penis stuck in a glory hole.
Me and Tom were log jammed last night.
by I_8_ur_mom_out December 18, 2021
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Fina Logs

Mina fina bollar in ur mouth! Sebbe
Kolla Fina logs! Vadå Fina Logs? MINA FINA BOLLAR IN UR MOUTH! SEBASTIAN
by Romme October 27, 2021
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Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017
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logging off discord

A meme gif that was spread across discord for a few days. the kid in the photo is called tiger and his home is in a discord server named duboria. This image is now VERY offensive and frowned upon by the server of origin.

This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.
Dude! did you just use the logging off discord!?!?!
by SomeUrbanKid December 22, 2024
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Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.
Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!
by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018
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Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.
Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell
by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021
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