In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019
Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
by logsoaker June 28, 2014
Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.
Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?
Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?
by Fireofury October 23, 2014
A place that teachers don't care about you give you stuff you don't need and
There is a a lot of girls that want. Some dick
There is a a lot of girls that want. Some dick
by Kidissome February 01, 2020
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...
Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...
After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...
After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
by Ven-Tyler June 21, 2015