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punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
by Rsymps December 2, 2017
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A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.
Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.
by ipat8 February 16, 2024
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Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.
"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."
by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025
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lag log

Me:all right mike lag log on to denfur
Mike:dropping
by Furrykillers.com March 12, 2023
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Shit logged

When your taking a shit and it stops mid shit
Brother: hurry up I need to shit
Ne:I cant I'm shit logged
by Commie.doggo March 22, 2019
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Log

Log is very powerful,

Log is very plentiful,
Log is very cool,
Log is so cool you’ll drool,
Log will find your might,
And kiss you a nightly night!
Log is the best person I’ve been with since the start of humans. I love him so much!
by Loglmao April 16, 2022
mugGet the Logmug.

Log Sniper

When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy
"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"
by Anchovy November 30, 2022
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