Liberal

A glorified conservative

Guy 1: Hey why does Jack whine so much?
Guy 2: He's a liberal.

by Sadguru47 January 17, 2019

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Liberals

People who have overwhelming support but think they have underwhelming support

Man 1: Hey wanna be a liberal? There arent many of us, maybe we can make a change
Man 2: i hear more than half the population are liberals

by Kim Jong-Ill September 18, 2020

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Libberwort

Food or drink that makes one idle and stupid; food with no nutritional value, junk food.

Mmm...libberwort...
-Homer Simpson, 2005

by Hells Angel 69 June 1, 2009

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Libberflabber

When you fart and your buttcheeks begin to shake and jiggle

“Did you hear Jessica Libberflabbered in Gym on Tuesday?”

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by Justin Tyger September 26, 2019

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liberatord

The act of using one's manhole for the first time.

I bent Profe over and Libertor'd

by Drunk_goatee July 28, 2003

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A modern word for someone who politically combines Libertarian views and Democracy, short for (Libertarian-Democrat). They assert that Democracy functions best on smaller scales. They place hopes of decentralizing representative-democracy. Mostly all of them I've listened to, believe in the democratic appeal of social justice, but they reject modern government and hope for the possibility of a practical one with state control being reduced to a minimum. Economically, they hold to the idea of attaining a common sense free-market, with production being held individually and collectively, so that people have the liberty to choose what best fits them. A lot of them I've heard, say the only thing that should be held in common is land itself; seeing land as something that all individuals should have equal right of access to.

Most of them come off as know-it-all's. They're usually alternative lifestyle people or neo-hippie like.
They can sometimes be mistaken as Anarchistic or Communistic, but they don't believe in having no government, nor do they believe that a state dictatorship should rule and control everything the people do under a moneyless society. No, they're just a dreaming Libercrat in their own utopian minds.

by Shapeshifter89 June 27, 2013

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