Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.

During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

Meghan’s Law

Wayyy worse than Megans Law. The ultimate act of perving. Can’t get any more perverted.

You always have to bring it to that Meghan’s Law level.

by Meghan’s bff January 29, 2019

Bra Law

The female equivalent of the Bro Code...

Who the hell meets up with their boyfriend during a bachelorette party? She totally broke the Bra Law!

by gritty49 April 2, 2009

Intimid8er's Law

Similar to the thesis of Godwin's Law, but with the exception of reference to Nazi's, feces is the centerpiece.

Simply put: All threads on a discussion board, given enough time and space, will eventually lead to scatological references and or bodily functions.

A well timed placement of a scat reference can oftentimes, inject new life into a thread, as those that can't resist a good "poop joke" or some good "poop talk", pile on to the conversation and add their wit of shit.

An example of Intimid8er's Law would be as follows. During a flame war on a discussion board. A member chimes in with a post along the lines of "Well, this thread has gone in the shitter!"

by irideamotorbike March 28, 2008

Sod's Law

The most incredulous of odds in the most annoying of circumstances

'We'll starve to death' squealed Jenni surveying the vast wilderness around her

'No probs' said Dan suavely, 'I just found these cans of beans behind this tree'

'Phew' excalmed Jenni with relief 'Did we pack a can opener??'

...'DOH!'

oh bugger.

by CS June 25, 2003

Jude Law

Real name: David Law}

hello i'm Jude Law, also known as David Law

by bell January 1, 2005

"Breaking the law"

When a dude, or chick in some cases, walks around the house wearing a shirt but nude otherwise fully exposing the genitals. Seen in many movies, but nonetheless totally unnecessary.

I was "breaking the law" last night looking for my boxers

by Muk Wang October 29, 2006