Bearded Lantern

A bearded lantern/ A lantern with a beard attached to it as a part of natural growth.

A word which can be used as a come-back to anything.

"Hey, can you stop that?"

"Bearded lantern."

by Bearded Lantern February 22, 2009

you late

A phrase said to someone who is finds out about something (for example a meme on the internet) way after everyone else.

Yo ya'll heard about all your base?

Man that was like 5 years ago, you late!

by laterade July 27, 2010

green lantern

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.

James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

Late 20’s

A time in your life that starts at 28.

Damn I’m 28 so I’m officially just now in my late 20’s but I wasn’t at 27 cuz I was in my mid-twenties.

by ZacharyAttackary November 7, 2019

Lateefa

A psychopath do not talk to her she's crazy

Someone: Yo u heard of Lateefa

Other person: yeah that bicth crazy let's run

by (. ) June 5, 2020

Japanese Lantern

The act of pooping into a poor Japanese boy's lantern.

Hey bro, I did a Japanese lantern yesterday.

by homedogword123 August 1, 2011

chronically late

Any time you smoke weed after 4:20pm. The history as to why it is PM and not AM as well is unknown, but likely arbitrary.

Alt: Slang for when a dealer takes a longer than usual amount of time to deliver your pot.

"Man, it's five o'clock and you're just now smoking up..? You're chronically late!"

or

"Usually on time, Timmy wondered why PK was chronically late with the kind he had ordered."

by Sleightflow October 22, 2012