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Johnsoned

To be cunningly ripped off or taken advantage of.
heads or tails? you have been johnsoned
by edwrai January 19, 2011
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Samuel Johnson

The first man to create a dictionary of the English language.
Without Samuel Johnson, Urban Dictionary wouldn't exist.
by asdfasdfasdf32423 March 3, 2010
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Chad Johnson

When you get so angry at someone you commit the act of headbutting the dog shit out of them.
I'm gonna "chad Johnson" your ass if you don't get out of my face with that bullshit!
by Caddy B. August 19, 2012
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John Quincy Adams

Some guy who got outswagged by Andrew Jackson in 1828.
John Quincy Adams had sick mutton chops but just couldn't compare to Andrew Jackson's level of swag.
by Firebaptist June 21, 2011
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john harkes

The greatest espn commentator in the world. also just an overall great guy, who goes out of his way to help other people. not to mention he's a fucking god at soccer.
I love watching John Harkes on ESPN.
by soccerloverforever March 13, 2010
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John Murphy

Part of the 100.
Killed his father.
But nonetheless he's a sweet boy<3.
(also his boyfriend is Bellamy Blake)
(;
'I'll kill you, in a non-criminal type of way.'
-John Murphy
by notrichardharmon June 28, 2018
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Sweet Georgia John

Based on the precept that even the most mundane of utterances can blow minds with proper timing, the Sweet Georgia John is a sex act wherein at the moment right before your partner begins to climax you make a completely trivial comment. Just as he or she is about to orgasm you say something like "oh, by the way - Tom says hi" or "don't let me forget to take out the recycling." Any statement of relatively very little importance which would generally be voiced only in passing will suffice. Although potentially distracting, the manuever is intended neither to diminish nor enhance the experience of the orgasmee. Rather, its purpose is to render your partner's climax bizarre or surreal in light of your flippant remark while engendering an overall sense of trippiness. When performed by a female it is also known as a Sweet Georgia Jane.
I gave my girlfriend a Sweet Georgia John when I waited until the precise moment just before she started coming to compliment her on the new drapes.
by JCfreely January 8, 2011
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