removed the headphone jack

doing something unexpected, often met by backlash

The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

by psuedonymnmn August 1, 2018

Jacket and Jack It

The motion of getting your jacket, placing it over your crotch area, sliding your arms under the fabric, reaching for your dick with a hand, and masturbating away. The move is usually used for concealment when in a public area while having a very high sex drive.

Isaiah: Yo bro, I got nudes from her yesterday while I was in Walmart and I just had to jack off then and there using the jacket and jack it method

Brandon: Really bro? I got caught and kicked out of Target for doing that

Brian: I don't use the jacket and jack-it method. I just take my dick out in public and jerk off in front of everyone

by DuncanDonuts October 27, 2018

Pull a Jack

Pull a Jack

A Jack is someone who has the ability to find and say something perverted for everything, even if it is totally unrelated to sex.

Can you not make sex jokes for just this one period because you always pull a Jack like that.

by NoBullying,jk Idc January 17, 2019

Cooking With Jack

Non existent. Don't search it up on youtube.

E - Do you guys wanna watch cooking with Jack?

D - ew no what the fuck

by Cheese/Cb April 7, 2022

Pulling a jack

Pulling a jack is when you come in with the most freaking clutch in the whole freaking world.

Boy 1: did you see how he won the game no sweat
Boy 2: yea he’s so cracked at fortnight my guy
Boy 1: yea he won that game just in time
Boy 2: he must have been pulling a jack

by Obviousb1tch May 23, 2022

My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there

"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

jacey

A rare name. Not pronounced JC. but, Jacey like Lacey. The people who have this name are the bomb for whatever reason.

Bob: "Her name is Jacey."
Bill: "Wow that's a cool name."

by bouttime October 21, 2008