Jacksnarf

two people sit in bathtub naked, one farts and the other slurps the bubbles with a straw

i had to jacksnarf all day cuz i ran outta food

by hot lunchbox March 11, 2009

Jaccident

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.

Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.

by Boner Martin December 19, 2010

jackwacker

A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).

You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.

by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011

jacob mintz

A male with a last name of an asian. mintz aka gayer the gayest gay and small microscopic dick boy.

That nasa telescope cant see jacob mintz's dick

by duncblox69xxx October 26, 2016

Jack and Rose

(Noun) When your date dies before the night is over

Things were going great with Ken last night but then he fell in a pool and drowned. It was a total jack and rose

by Dr. Knockers and bear December 22, 2016

Jacob Saggitits

Jacob Sartorious also known as Jacob Saggitits is a player, and cheats on girls from time to time

Used in a sentence “Jacob Saggitits, is the most ugliest, person and also a man hoe”

by Anomonous Personnn July 10, 2018

Jack Off Smell

The smell that comes when you masturbate. Pretty much hand rubbing smell too

Bro I hate the jack off smell

by Le Carlton December 28, 2018