italian heart attack

Fried lasagna

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack

by LuigiNumberOne April 23, 2018

Italian

Fat ugly cunts who have hot mums. Their dads are also piss-weak faggots who are known to get absolutely tuned up by aboriginals dads.

Adam's an Italian cocksmoker

by pussyfartwhistle September 6, 2017

italian milkdud

While in the 69 position (woman on top) you are fingering her asshole. At some point during the interlude she unknowingly dropps a small turd about the size of a milkdud candy in your mouth when you remove your finger from her asshole. This could work for any nationality, however, when it happened to me, she was of Italian heritage. Hence the Italian in the "italian milkdud"

To truly execute this in its purist form, your reaction when the milkdud hits your mouth, is to remove it , and toss it across the room, preferably hitting the wall. Immediately following this action, you reinsert your finger into her asshole and get back to eating the snatch as if nothing had ever happened.

JM

Yea man, I was with my girl last night, we started fooling around, and next thing ya know she gave me an Italian milkdud.

by Rod Von Muller September 27, 2017

italian finger blasting

Finger blasting a woman while making Italian hand gestures.

Poppadi peppedi *Italian finger blasting gestures*

by Bobnos April 8, 2017

italian ferriswheel

When two dudes helicopter dick close enough so their dicks collide. This goes on until one or both orgasm.

Those gays look super experienced, they've totally Italian ferriswheeled

by PurplePickleTickler May 11, 2017

italian snake

Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!

Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.

by masterbaitsmate June 9, 2017

italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.

Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.

by finlow1616 June 29, 2017