kleenex baby

A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.

I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!

by Timmies February 27, 2008

Baby-ducking

When your friends are just following you around doing exactly what you do like baby ducks behind the momma duck

These two friends of my have no life, they are always baby-ducking me all over the place.

by spideyninjaboss August 25, 2012

baby play

Baby play is an adult sexual deviant whom gets pleasure out of being treated like a baby, both phsyically and mentally. Such as: (soiling diapers and being changed, being breast fed, goo-goo ga ga talk, wearing bonnets, pacifiers, holding a rattle etc.)

Dude, I walked in on Kirby and this hooker! She had him sprawled out on the bed changing a shitty diaper he was wearing! Kirby is into baby play BIG TIME!

by KC the gawd March 17, 2008

Baby blue

Baby blue- used by select groups of southern men to describe a smooth woman. Blue being a color of calm/tranquility and baby being the typical playful name given. Hence, the overall meaning a smooth women the man enjoys being around.

Oh come on baby blue! Don’t do me like that

by Colleybrb November 11, 2018

Baby Batter

Male Sperm Powerful Ejaculations

Come here honey im going to splatter you with baby batter.

by A Smith November 1, 2006

baby momma

some chick you knocked up on accident during a fling who you can't stand but you have to tolerate cuz she got your baby now.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Shit Baby

A shit so big and/or painful, it feels like you have given birth out of your butthole.

Will you bring me some ice chips and baby wipes? I swear I just had a shit baby.

by kracken4rmthesea January 2, 2010