Moist hangnail 

A man with an uncircumcised penis, has sex with a women who uses a DevaCup for her menstrual cycle. As he's pulling out, the DevaCup gets stuck under his foreskin.

Suzy was shocked, when she noticed Joey's moist hangnail, after they had sex.

Moist hangnail by Peter Rooter May 26, 2023

hangover 

A condition in which the body is trying to cope with the mass quantities of alcohol consumed roughly 8 hours earlier. the liver needs to detoxify the bloodstream so it uses water from other parts of the body including the brain to do it. This causes body cramps, uncomfortableness, headaches, and other shit.

Pretty much, its god's way of saying "k lets sit down and figure out what we did last night" this often results int he realization of new girlfriends, unwanted hook ups, the discovery that you will soon be a parent, and other horrible issues.

Guy: "God i have a terrible hangover...whatdid i do last night?"
God: "Lets hammer this shit out."

hangover by The Gibber February 26, 2007

Lampshade Hanging 

To purposely mention and point out a distracting cliche in your work, and then to move on like nothing happened. Used to have the audience of your work be less likely to murder you for using the cliche.

"Writer: 'The world was overrun by vampire robot zombies, what else would it be? Anyways the vampire robot zombies were defeated by a guy with a whole bunch of guns, silver bullets too. And a garlic flavored wooden stake Electromagnetic Pulse antivirus firing machine. Seriously that made it so easy. Anyways yeah there were a bunch of explosions. Fuck yeah!'

Reader: What a Lampshade Hanging sunufabitch. It's funny because he pointed it out."

Lampshade Hanging by Tekwerk September 6, 2010

Poodle Hanger 

Someone who grabs a poodles leash while the dog is attached, and chokes the bloody thing to death. This situation mostly happens with the neighbors poodle.

Johny just performed a poodle hanger on Bobs dog.

Poodle Hanger by Big_Phil May 23, 2009

Christmas Hangover 

The slight depression some people experience for up to a week after Christmas is over-it is caused by all the excitement of christmas suddenly being over.

The most common age group of people that suffer from Christmas Hangover is around ages 8-13, however, there have been other reported cases.

Once he realized that there was no more presents to open, and that he had to go back to school, Paul was suffering from severe Christmas Hangover.

Christmas Hangover by CalebD December 24, 2009

limited hangout 

Intentionally tell a juicy part of the truth of your secret so people are too misdirected and to distracted to investigate the full truth.

NIXON: You think, you think we want to, want to go this route now? And the — let it hang out, so to speak?

DEAN: Well, it's, it isn't really that —

HALDEMAN: It's a limited hangout.

DEAN: It's a limited hangout.

EHRLICHMAN: It's a modified limited hangout.

NIXON: Well, it's only the questions of the thing hanging out publicly or privately.

limited hangout by datafromstartrek July 8, 2020

hangela 

the name of the hand you use to wank off

I'm getting laid tonight by hangela

hangela by jay April 25, 2003