A term that many a person says on a daily basis whenever anything negative happens, they're insulted, hear a lame pun, tell a lame pun, or get yelled at by their parents if they're that age...or still live with them. Can also be used sarcastically or (often) by morons who don't ACTUALLY hate their life (big shocker!). Can be followed by goddamnit if the "situation escalates".
Janet: *punches a dude called George* Fuck you George!
George: I hate my life.
Janet: You let it happen.
George: I hate my life more...goddamnit.
George: I hate my life.
Janet: You let it happen.
George: I hate my life more...goddamnit.
by Some Random Guy 72 February 25, 2017
For a time after the second Iraq War began on March 20, 2003, dissent against this military action was viewed as unpatriotic by many people in the United States, particularly those on the right end of the political spectrum. Arguments against the war - whatever their merit or basis - were often met by the phrase "why do you hate America"?
Now, several years later, the phrase has gained ironic usage and is more often utilized to emphasize the irrelevance, illogic, or foolishness of the original argument; see examples below.
Now, several years later, the phrase has gained ironic usage and is more often utilized to emphasize the irrelevance, illogic, or foolishness of the original argument; see examples below.
Original usage:
Person 1: Well, I don't see why we needed to go to Iraq. Clearly Saddam Hussein was no danger to the United States.
Person 2: Why do you hate America?
Current usage:
Person 1: How can people watch professional wrestling? It's so fake.
Person 2: Why do you hate America?
by havick December 08, 2008
when you like or love someone so much - but your not the type to do that because you know you will get your heart broken and you hate liking people or falling in love- that you hate them. it makes you so mad that someone like them could do that to you. Hes perfect, hes funny, hes everything. but why did you have to like him. So, you hate him and you say you would never date them because you know that it would never work out, but in the back of your head behind all that "hate" you would always be there for him and love him, and you wish to be with him. but you hate him.
by natmun April 14, 2021
When you (or another) cant help but to hate on another nigga(s)
It is frowned upon to have H.A.N.S behind a menace's back, but is viewed as okay so long as the person suffering from H.A.N.S is willing to admit to the menace how they are feeling
It is frowned upon to have H.A.N.S behind a menace's back, but is viewed as okay so long as the person suffering from H.A.N.S is willing to admit to the menace how they are feeling
Person 1:bro he got to go to the concert last night Im frfr jealous and pissed that he gets to do that
Person 2:You must have Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S), stop that shit bro or go tell him. Stop being a pussy.
Person 2:You must have Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S), stop that shit bro or go tell him. Stop being a pussy.
by MoistyboyX February 20, 2022
The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.
I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."
by THVVW October 06, 2011
I hate sunny days
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 09, 2023
Guy 1: Why did you kick that Jewish guy
Guy 2: it’s National Hate Crime Week
Guy 1: Ah sweet I’m gonna kick only black people
Guy 2: it’s National Hate Crime Week
Guy 1: Ah sweet I’m gonna kick only black people
by Rrvv November 18, 2019