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by Lsundborg May 16, 2018
Get the Strongbow dark fruitsmug. The act of peeling your penis from your scrotum in an upwards fashion to remove discomfort from the genitalia due to excess heat and moisture.
It was so hot out today , my co-workers thought i was masturbating because of how many times i gave my self a fruit roll-up.
by cjewooly November 8, 2010
Get the Fruit Roll-upmug. Shit comes in all shapes and sizes, and when one takes a shit and the shit comes out in little pieces, those are called Chocolate Fruit Snacks.
by Oisz September 16, 2017
Get the Chocolate Fruit Snacksmug. by price chopper January 23, 2014
Get the eating fruit saladmug. Rap a "Fruiy Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and let a female perform oral sex on you.
by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010
Get the Fruit Rolled Cockmug. it's when you give oral to a girl while she is on her period. After you are done you do not wipe your face you leave whatever is on it there (blood). Then you get in your car drive down the road with your head out the window until it dries. Then you peel off the stuff that has dried to your face.
by matt hollywood December 4, 2004
Get the fruit roll upmug. the act of one man maturbating in a perversely disturbing way in front of a group of congress men and city officials. ranging from boy scouts to political leaders.
george w. bush:i can't wait to leave here...will you be waxing your fruit later for other political leaders and myself??
by erica and erica November 7, 2006
Get the waxing your fruitmug.