Facebook Faux-Pas

An action looked upon by the Facebook community with general, tacit, disdain. May or may not result in being de-friended.

Examples of Facebook Faux-pas include:
- Tagging yourself in a photo
- Logging on before school
- Sending lame application invites
- Making a "I lost my cellphone" group

by The Feight Train June 13, 2008

Facebook Jail

Anytime you accidentally or purposly violate facebook's terms you get banned or blocked until further notice

I for one being a Facebooker was unaware that i was at my 5000 friend limit so I was put in Facebook Jail for 1 week and 3 days.

by Jaye_$upreme October 11, 2017

Facebook Fart

N. {fasbook phart}
Gas emitted from one's anus during a facebook session that is worse then normal gas due to the facebooker's refusal to get up and take a shit.

Jim: I was profiling on facebook last night and I facebook farted so bad I thought I greased my shorts.

Jan: No shit?

Jim: No.

by Ryan p cooke April 24, 2009

Facebook rape

When facebook "upgrades" a service that you were used to and comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation is reoccurring and requires no consent on the part of the facebook user.

Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of facebook rape go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)

Shit! The latest facebook rape combined my photo selection, message manager, and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling and shutting down! Fuck you Zukerberg!

by pandaninja August 6, 2011

Facebook mid-life crisis

Tendency for users new to Facebook (generally age 30-50) to completely reassess their lives after comparing themselves to the Facebook profiles of people known to them only in high school and college. May trigger some individuals to believe that the newly discovered and superficial Facebook interactions with former friends means that they are now friends again in real life - despite the fact that there has been no desire for contact for the past 20+ years. In severe cases, those afflicted with a Facebook mid-life crisis may attempt to recapture their perceived glory days of high school and/or college by trying to get back to their prom weight, attempting to date a past high school crush, or setting up a drumset in the basement.

Woman: "After joining Facebook, my husband said he 'had a lot to think about.' Then, he joined the gym, got his saxophone out of the attic, and said he is meeting a female 'friend' from high school for dinner on Friday."

Friend: "Sounds to me like he is having a Facebook mid-life crisis."

by Octoberstar May 8, 2009

facebook talk drop(face drop)

when you and one of your peers are talking on face book and suddenly as you just send your next message face book notifies you that the one you were talking to has already logged off

you've been "facebook talk drop(face drop)"when you catch your self saying something like this. God dang it!! what, you too good to say bye,peace out,deuce,something! OK your cool,you da man.

by BlAcK & YoNg Thunder November 14, 2009

Facebook fabulist

One who is signed up to Facebook but only uses it to comment on others pictures, and upload their own; a dedicated camwhore who loves critiscizing the way you look in passive aggressive way. Easily identifiable, as they'll usually upload a hundred or so photos a day and have the insatiable habit of rating all of your photos out of 10.

Isaac: "Oh yeah, did you hear? Jenny finally signed up for Facebook."

Josh: "Yeah, I know."

Isaac: "She's fit, you should add her."

Josh: "No thanks - it's been 3 days and she's already got 2,000 photos uploaded. The last thing I need is a Facebook fabulist on my profile."

by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010